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Have You Ever … In A Public Restroom!

Following last week’s Purity Test, we’ve decided to have a bit more fun.  We’re going to play a game of Have You Ever!  Below is a list of 25 questions.  For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to,...

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Have You Ever… While Operating A Moving Vehicle?

Today we’re going to play another game of Have You Ever! Below is a list of 25 questions. For each question that you answer ‘yes’ to, give yourself a single point. When you reach the end, add up your...

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Have You Ever … Outside?!

Mikey’s Manic Monday moped about how I haven’t written a Have You Ever?! quiz in quite a while.  All he had to do was ask nicely (or cry about it, as the case may be) and I’m all to happy to deliver!...

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Have You Ever … Done it on the Net?!

Are you upset that you didn’t win a trophy in yesterday’s Cocky Award presentation? Here’s your first chance to up your average score and take a step towards the win in 2011! Computers. Many of us sit...

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Jacking off Tom & Jerry, or Makeup Tips from Black Swan

Craig’s wife really gets around. Over the summer you might recall the many suitors she had at the pool party. Some of them were even so lewd as to grab her breasts and wag their tongues suggestively in...

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Have You Ever… At The Movies?!

It’s Oscar week — do you know what that means?  It’s time to go to the movies and see as many nominated movies as possible before Sunday!  And while you’re there, add a few points to your total on this...

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Have You Ever… With Your Pets?!

Sometimes they’re fuzzy, sometimes they’re feathered.  Occasionally they’re scaly, slimy or wet.  They’re your pets!  But, Have You Ever…?!  We’re about to find out!  The rules are simple. For each...

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Have You Ever … With Craig?!

Craig is known round the world for his humor, puns, height, dim-wittiness and superior [tiny] cocksmanship.  And as everyone’s second favorite blogger celebrates his birthday this week, we at C&R...

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Sports are Stupid! Here’s 50 Things To Do Instead of Watching the Super Bowl…

1. Clip your toenails. 2. Organize your grocery store coupons. 3. Admire Polt’s ass. 4. Twiddle your thumbs. 5. Stare at the wall. 6. Watch the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. 7. Read a book. 8. Watch...

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Have You Ever… With A Condom?!

February 14th – 21st is National Condom Week! Originating at the University of California, Berkeley in the ‘70s, National Condom Week is a great time to focus on the importance of safe sex. With...

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NSFW: Have You Ever… ?!

Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? I didn’t either … but Tam told me! Before you go celebrate … how about a quick Have You Ever Quiz? The rules are simple: For each question that you...

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Have You Ever … Gone Camping?!

National Camping Month was first observed in June of 2009, and helps to inspire Americans of all ages to go camping.  June is also the Obama Administration’s Great Outdoors Month, and on the 23rd of...

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